We all know I don't cook. Sure, I can, in the very loose sense that I don't have that tendency to inevitably burn the house down every time I cook, and sure, I've cooked pasta and stuff.. But I am not the cook in the family. In fact, I am the only non-cook in the family. So, instead of cooking, I take pictures of my sister, who absolutely loves to cook and bake. Me, I'm so not a homebody, so I do the techy stuff like post photos of her cooking on my blog, LOL.

So, for today's episode, we will learn how to bake oatmeal cookies.

Umm. So, I got to the kitchen after she started, so this is not Step 1. Anyways. Step X: Add an egg to the brown gunk you mixed before.

Step X+1: Mix.

Step X+1.5: It would be easier if you use one of those handy beater things that spin when you pump up and down on the handle. Available at SM Department Store.

Step X+2: Add white powdery stuff that I think is flour, since this is a recipe for cookies, LOL.

Step X+3: Mix brown gunk and white powdery stuff.

Brown gunk + white powdery stuff = brown gunk of a different shade.

Step X+4: Add oatmeal. I have no idea why, but I don't have a picture of this crucial process. The result is thick brown gunk.

Step X+5: Arrange thick brown gunk on oven tray thing. I think this is lined with foil or something.

Thick brown gunk, enough for one last batch in the oven.

Step X+6: Put cookies in oven toaster and cook for.. umm, I dunno. I'm just the photographer here. I don't know those things.

Step X+7: Check if it's cooked already.

Step X+8: Serve and enjoy. Good for I don't know how many people, LOL.

Um, yeah, so her cookies are a bit... bumpy. But they taste good.

For more information, like, the specifics which I am obviously clueless about, just ask my sister. This show is more like... a dumb blonde's adventures in the kitchen. Except, I'm not blonde.

In the next episode: Baby Bear cooks pesto!
In the next next episode: Mama Bear guest stars!